Sexting is the new calling. With the advent of texting and the iPhone apps which build on that technology, we are able to do more dirty flirting than ever before, faster than ever before. We're living in good times; u gotta love it!! BUT!! Some tightwads who take NSFW waaaay too seriously might get all tightwaddy if they see "I wanna @#$@ your @(#$(@" on your phone at work. Here's how to keep prying eyes unawares and still get your pop rocks off on the phone. Tee hee

"I want to so-and-so your such-and-such" only leaves you open to NSFW and possible future breakup embarrassment. Be subtle. Attach sexual innuendo to an experience that only you two ha

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d. For instance, if your sexiversary is behind a McDonalds, you send a picture of the Golden Arches, and a sex text that says "Wanna order some fries?" They write back, "Well can I get some ketchup?" And you go, "I know you like it fancy but we're out." then they go, "I'll take spicy mustard." See, if you break up later, they can't show that to anybody in revenge...it doesn't make any damn sense!! (Aha!!)

SOLICIT THE EMBARRASSMENT. Get them all worked up so that they send YOU embarrassing stuff instead of you having to send it to them. (Once you start trusting them more, then you can send it if you want to.) Lead them on! It's like, "I haven't seen you in SOOOOO long. What are you thinking about?" Golden. Or, "You're SOOOO far away. I need something to hold me over. GIVE!" Channel movie (porn) star Katie Morgan when you do this. She does the best "GIVE!" in the business, and it DOES make a difference, even when you're sexting it. ;)

PICTURES NO FACE. If you're going to sext pictures of yourself in compromising positions, leave the face out. That way, if your partner turns out to be an Internet "promoter" of some sort, they can't really make any money off of you. Or even if they just want to revenge post if you break up, they really got nuthin! What can I say...I know you have inclinations to do these types of things, but you gotta be careful. This article is like a sexting condom; you should use it. (Don't ask me how I know, LOL!!) Toodles!